Update on the British Monarchy
Our UK reporter, Reginald Strangethrorpe IV, filed this report about the new British monarch. KIng Charles III has moved his permanent home to Ironfist Castle in remote Wales. From there he has issued a proclamation that decrees the 4th of July a national holiday. The King said in part, "This holiday will celebrate our separation from those rebelious, meddlesome, mother f--cking colonies. Fireworks will be required."
The move to Wales by the King and Queen has taken the country by surprise. This is a developing story that will be expanded as details emerged.