Trump needs to get re-elected
Faux News Network's political reporter, Stacy Conundrum, has learned that former President Donald Trump has concluded there is no way he can pay off the huge court judgments he has received using his normal activities.
He and his advisors have therefore concluded the only way he can pay his debts is to get reelected President. A new four-year term will provided amply time to accumulate enough funds to pay off the judgements and still leave money to retire some place safe such as Russia.
Trump plans to launch a new campaign aimed at garnering the "mercy" vote.
Surely true! Remember when trump, at the start of his first campaign, said, "I'm very rich, so I won't need to ask anyone for money!" ?