Strange Worlds Publishing Hires

Marcia Hammerhead, FNN’s cultural reporter, says that Strange Worlds Publishing (SWP) announced the hiring of a writing assistant for author Hank Quense. Otter, a multi-breed mutt, will be responsible for proper comma placements on all future writing.

Otter is from Louisiana where he claims to have been a shrimp boat captain, a preposterous claim that can’t be verified.

It remains to be seen whether or not the new assistant can improve Quense’s wretched comma track record.

This is a breaking news story and will be updated when required.