New NFL Regulation
FNN Sports reporter, Jock Strapper, attended a NFL press conference to announce new regulations for all football teams.
Given the vast publicity given Taylor Swift and Jason Kielce, the NFL has ordered each club to hire a female celebrity to hook up with one of the clubs popular players. The two are to simulate a romance and be seen together off the field. The celebrate must be given a season pass to a special box where the TV cameras can catch her reaction to the game.
Each club must file a plan by Halloween on how they will implement this new regulation and who the romantically linked couple is.
Strapper will file updates as new details are received.