New King establishes interviewer guidelines
Reginald Strangethorpe, our UK reporter, has information that King Charles III has settled on an arrangement for dealing with media representatives. All interviews will take place in the Royal Office in Ironfist Castle. After receiving an appointment from the King's secretary, the media must find and reach the castle which is located in a remote part of Wales. This is made more difficult because the King has ordered Google to remove the location of the castle from all its map features.
Upon reaching the Castle, the interviewer must wait in an anteroom untll the King leaves the Royal Office. At that time, the interviewer may enter the Office and take a seat. If at any time during the scheduled interview the King reenters the Office, the interviewer must immediately leave without talking to the King. After the King leaves, the interviewer can reenter the Office and stay until the scheduled appointment is over.
After the guidelines were announced, Strangethorpe also reports the media has decided to refer to the King as Chuckie 3 from now on.
(Apologies to Joesph Heller. In his novel, Catch-22, the character Major Major uses this tactic to reduce the number of complaints in his command.
I’m running out of old stories and published articles to use here. I’m forced to cut back on the number of newsletters I sent out. I”m think it will be around 4 or 5 a month. Sometimes more.