The Republican National committee, in order to avoid a repeat of the last chaotic Presidential primary debates, has decided on an alternative to candidate debate format. Instead of debates the candidates will decide who runs for President by having a series of one-on-one shoot-outs. Winner runs, losers supports him.
A lottery will decide who fights who. Weapons will be chosen by the candidate who wins a coin toss. Winners will move on to the next round against other winners.
So far, Nikki Haley prefers knitting needles. DeSantis paint guns. Trump wants to use golf carts. Senator Cruz, if he runs, wants a filibuster, to see who can talk the longest.
The 'debates' will be shown on prime time TV and will be covered by the sports betting venues. The RNC expects the 'debates' to be quite popular and lucrative.
The NRA has denounced the new format as unAmerican since guns are forbidden.
Way more interesting, except Cruz's...
Sounds about right...