FNN Reports: Republican winners claim election fraud
FNN’s election reporter Stacy Bumfuque, filed this report this morning.
Ezekial Hasseler, who lives in Wisconsin, claims he ran for Congress as a Republican simply to get name recognition for his auto dealership. He didn’t campaign and spent a total of $32 dollars on the campaign. The fact that he won the election is proof that voter fraud took place by incompetent people who didn’t know what they were doing.
Meanwhile in Utah, Republican Jeremia Lossing, won a seat in Congress even though he hadn’t entered the contest. Someone wrote in his name and he collected more votes than any other candidate. “How can this happen?” Lossing moaned. “I can’t go to Washington. I’ve never been on a plane before.” He has demanded a recount and an investigation into what appears to be voter fraud.
FNN will update these reports as new information is received.