Florida Book Ban
Faux News Network’s culture reporter, Marcia Hammerhead, recently learned from her sources that scifi author Hank Quense has requested the State of Florida ban his next two novels, Zaftan Entrepreneurs and Zaftan Miscreants.
In his request, Quense claims that the novels involve:
Zaftan Entrepreneurs has a mixed race romance involving a dwarf and a half-elf
Zaftan Miscreants has an alien sex scene
both novels poke fun at politicians
Zaftan culture features treachery and assassination
Quense has stated that an outright ban would open up the Banned Book Market for his novels. He has also requested that Iowa ban his novels.
Ms Hammerhead, a literature lover, says Quense’s books should be banned because they are genre trash.