Breaking: Faux News Network Report
Republicans claim Democrats are confusing issues by using facts.
Faux News Network Political Reporter, Stacy Conundrum, has learned that the Republican National Committee plans to launch a devastating attack on the Democrats for confusing all the important issues.
"The Democrats insist," said a RNC spokesperson, "on stating facts when confronted by a reasonable Republican position on an issue. These facts are designed to confuse the voters and make the Republican position seem flawed and flimsy."
The RNC deploys this underhanded way of debating the important issues facing Americans. Voters should demand that the Democrats follow the Republican lead in addressing issues through creativity and imagination instead of using plain, old boring facts.
FNN will update this report as new information is received.