AI: cancel primary elections
FNN Science Reporter, Sue Entropy, filed this report on a breaking story. Several major articial intelligence programs, apparently working in concert, have predicted that in the next Presidentlal election Joe Biden will be re-elected by a huge margin. The AI programs therefore insist that all primary elections be canceled as irrelevant. Further, the programs recommend that the saved money from the cancellations be applied to the development of quantum computers and in more research into improving and strengthening artificial intelligence software programs.
Experts are bewildered on how the AI programs figured out how to collaborate.